21.  BITCH A DOG
Melody--Do, Re, Mi

Bitch, a dog, a female dog,
Itch, a place for you to scratch,
Hitch, I pull my knickers up,
Grab, another word for snatch,
Bath, a place for making gin,
Sex, another word for sin,
Prick, a needle going in,
And that will bring us back to
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch . . .

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994).