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From: Jacob Faturechi <jacobf@scf.usc.edu>To: Ed Cray <cray@phakt.usc.edu>Subject: poem (fwd) <fwd>(fwd)
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Since you collect folk songs, I thought you might be interested in the
following Internet poem. It is one of three of its kind. I have received
it at least 3 different times from 3 different sources. Everyone's seen it
and it is pretty funny.

Shema, Yisrael,  |             Jacob Faturechi <jacobf@usc.edu>Adoshem Elokeinu |                  U N I V E R S I T Y
Adoshem Echad.   |                          of
Listen, Israel,  |         S O U T H E R N   C A L I F O R N I A
the Lord our G-d |    Piece of the Web <http://www-scf.usc.edu/~jacobf/>is one Lord.     |     Research Page <http://www-rcf.usc.edu/~jacobf/>Deuteronomy 6:4  |              talk jacobf@castor.usc.edu

     



**** My Very First Time ****
     
     
     
     The sky was dark
     
     The moon was high
     
     All alone just she and I
     
     Her hair was soft
     
     Her eyes were blue
     
     I knew just what
     
     She wanted to do
     
     Her skin so soft
     
     Her legs so fine
     
     I ran my fingers
     
     Down her spine
     
     I didn't know how
     
     But I tried my best
     
     I started by placing
     
     My hands on her breast
     
     I remember my fear
     
     My fast beating heart
     
     But slowly she spread
     
     Her legs apart
     
     And when I did it
     
     I felt no shame
     
     All at once
     
     The white stuff came
     
     At last it's finished
     
     It's all over now
     
     My first time ever
     
     At milking a cow.....
     
     
     
     
     
     Miss Garlanda Jocelyn Peterson




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