4 Jun 94 14:28 mAbby Sale: A cautionary song For your amusement, I enter the following lines of poetry, "Vanessa Picklegin." VG doesn't usually make it into the great collections such as _Rugby Songs._ Perhaps because it's not truly a bawdy song. As a cautionary song, (avoid these bad actions &/or companions, lest you suffer a similar fate to mine) the writer clearly had a social welfare intent, not a prurient one. Still, although not in any way a great Epic, it's my favorite genre song after e. nell. Learned one Dirty Song Night at the Edinburgh University Folksong Society, from the singing of the then president, the beautiful Jenny Agguter. ' Use qbasic to run everything from here to the bottom ************ ' Or don't. ' CLS ON KEY(7) GOSUB 3000: KEY(7) ON f$ = CHR$(34) ' PRINT "Type for abortion" PRINT : PRINT "Vanessa Picklegin" ' PLAY "O2 L8 MN T155" PLAY "p16p2p2" ' key = F; 8/4 PRINT ' /-downbeat PRINT "One night for a jar, I we- nt to the bar" PLAY " c4 f4 f f g4 g4 mla8 mng8 mlf8 mne8 d4" ' / PRINT " And I drunk the bar-rel dry;" PLAY " c c d4 f4 f4 g32f32e4 mlf2f mnp8" ' / PRINT "And the thoughts in me head were ve- ry far from bad" PLAY " c c f4 f f g4 g4 mla mng8 mlf8 mne8 d4" ' / PRINT " 'Till this har- lot catch me eye." PLAY " c c e32d4f4 f4 e4 f32g32f2 p4 " ' / PRINT "She was with-ered and small, like a pic-kled wall" PLAY " a a >c c c4 c4 mld32c mnfor abortion" PRINT : PRINT "Vanessa Picklegin" ' PLAY "O2 L8 MN T155" PLAY "p16p2p2" ' key = F; 8/4 PRINT ' /-downbeat PRINT "One night for a jar, I we- nt to the bar" PLAY " c4 f4 f f g4 g4 mla8 mng8 mlf8 mne8 d4" ' / PRINT " And I drunk the bar-rel dry;" PLAY " c c d4 f4 f4 g32f32e4 mlf2f mnp8" ' / PRINT "And the thoughts in me head were ve- ry far from bad" PLAY " c c f4 f f g4 g4 mla mng8 mlf8 mne8 d4" ' / PRINT " 'Till this har- lot catch me eye." PLAY " c c e32d4f4 f4 e4 f32g32f2 p4 " ' / PRINT "She was with-ered and small, like a pic-kled wall" PLAY " a a >c c c4 c4 mld32c mnc4 c c c4 mlc mnc4 c c c4 mlc mn