289.  THREE CHINESE CRACKERS
Melody--Hail Britannia

Hail Britannia, marmalade and jam,
Three Chinese crackers up your ass-hole,
Bang!  Bang!  Bang!

Hail Britannia, marmalade and jam,
Two Chinese crackers up your
asshole,
Bang!  Bang!  (and so on . . .)

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)