From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Fri Jun 14 09:44:21 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id JAA21844 for ; Fri, 14 Jun 1996 09:44:17 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA26079; Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:43:30 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960124) id AA02998; 14 Jun 96 00:18:24 -0500 From: sjohns@mail.utexas.edu (Elaine Rien) Date: Thu, 13 Jun 1996 13:25:46 -0500 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: Re: Sheep song question + "Hitler, He Only Had One Ball" Message-Id: <199606131825.NAA05017@smtp.utexas.edu> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: > > Is anyone familiar with a song containing the lyric "I need another >lover, no, not my brother, mother! I need a sheep to keep me warm through >the night..."? > I know it as the Trimarian Sheep Song done to the tune of Scotland the Brave I've also heard it refered to as Scotland Depraved * TRIMARIAN SHEEP SONG -Anonymous (Tune: "Scotland the Brave") Bring me some whiskey, mother I'm feeling frisky, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! I need a lover, mother No, not my brother, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Gerbils don't make it, mother They just can't take it, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Owls, bats and other critters Just tend to give me jitters I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! (bridge) Sheep never talk about it They never ever doubt it Always so placid, affectionate and nice! Give me that lanolin Better than flannel-in I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Bring me my dear old sister Oh God! How I've missed her I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Bring me my dear Aunt Mary Oh God! She's so damn hairy I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Bring me my dear grandmother I'd wish for none the other I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! I need a lover, mother You'll do if there's no other I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! (bridge) Sheep never talk about it They never ever doubt it Always so placid, affectionate and nice! Give me that lanolin Better than flannel-in I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! * Susan Johns a.k.a. Elaine Rien Austin, Tx\Bryn Gwlad, Ansteorra "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Fri Jun 14 09:44:34 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id JAA21880 for ; Fri, 14 Jun 1996 09:44:32 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA26167; Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:44:12 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960124) id AA02998; 14 Jun 96 00:18:28 -0500 From: c4winds@teleport.com (Clan of the Four Winds) Date: Thu, 13 Jun 1996 12:13:50 -0700 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: Re: Sheep song question + "Hitler, He Only Had One Ball" Message-Id: <199606131911.MAA29261@desiree.teleport.com> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: > > Is anyone familiar with a song containing the lyric "I need another >lover, no, not my brother, mother! I need a sheep to keep me warm through >the night..."? Hmm, the version I've heard (but can't seem to get my hands on) is Scotland's Depraved (or Scotland is Bi,one of the two)" HAndcuffed my brother, mother. I want another lover...." and it degenerates from there... If anyone has this I want it badly Charlene -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sun Jun 16 09:59:19 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id JAA11468 for ; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 09:59:18 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA14386; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 12:58:25 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960124) id AA03126; 16 Jun 96 04:37:22 -0500 From: kay.shapero@salata.com (Kay Shapero) Date: 15 Jun 96 09:03:44 -0800 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: Sheep song question Message-Id: <380_9606151502@salata.com> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: t> Is anyone familiar with a song containing the lyric "I need t>another t>lover, no, not my brother, mother! I need a sheep to keep me t>warm through t>the night..."? Not quite, though it sounds a bit like Scotland's Depraved: SCOTLAND'S DEPRAVED Words: miscellaneous and anonymous Scots of many nationalities of the College of St. Golias Tune: the first verse of Scotland the Brave [the final verse (not written) is nothing more than a series of "baa baa baa" to the tune] Bring out the whiskey mother I'm so thirsty mother Bring out the sheep I'm so lonely tonight Bring out the sheets of rubber Bring out the peanut butter England's forever but Scotland's depraved Bring out the whiskey mother I'm so thirsty mother Bring out the condoms I'm so restless tonight Bring out my little brother I'll have no other lover England's forever but Scotland's depraved Bring out the whiskey mother I'm so thirsty mother Bring out the grease I'm feeling frisky tonight Bring out my little sister Lord knows I've really missed her England's forever but Scotland's depraved Bring out the whiskey mother I'm so thirsty mother Bring out the prize ram I'm so horny tonight When I'm done with humpin' We'll all feast on mutton England's forever but Scotland's depraved Out in the fields of heather Bring out the whips of leather Whip me most soundly lassie And hear me rave Down where the streams' a'winding Bring out the ropes for binding England's forever but Scotland's depraved Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa... copyright? Are YOU kidding??? -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sun Jun 16 10:01:15 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id KAA11557 for ; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 10:01:13 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA14340; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 12:58:16 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960124) id AA03125; 16 Jun 96 04:36:34 -0500 From: Chris Croughton Date: Fri, 14 Jun 96 04:52:32 GMT X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: Sheep song question + "Hitler, He Only Had One Ball" Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: On Thu, 13 Jun 96, Jeff Mach wrote: > Is anyone familiar with a song containing the lyric "I need another >lover, no, not my brother, mother! I need a sheep to keep me warm through >the night..."? > > And, though I've sadly never learned the name of the famous classical >piece to which this is set, I also offer for you: It's the "Colonel Bogie" march. > "Hitler, he only had one ball > Eva had two but they were small > Himler > Had something sim'lar > And Mr. Goebals > Had no balls > At all..." > > Hm, I didn't realize 'till now that I couldn't spell Goebals! I first learned it (in the late 60s) as: Hitler has only got one ball. The other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, The dirty bugger, Cut it off when he was small... However, your version goes with Rafe Culpin's "Lord of the Rings" filk better, so I regard the one I learned as a local variation: Sauron has only got one ball, Morgoth has two but very small, Saruman Is not a True man, And the Nazgul have no balls at all! .-------------------------------.-------------------------------------. | chris@keris.demon.co.uk | FIAWOL (Filking Is A Way Of Life) | '-------------------------------^-------------------------------------' -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net