173.  DRUNKEN SAILOR
Melody--Drunken Sailor

What shall we do with the drunken sailor, 
What shall we do with the drunken sailor, 
What shall we do with the drunken sailor, 
Earlye in the morning?

CHORUS: Way, hey, and up she rises,
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Earlye in the morning.

Put him to bed with the captain's daughter (three times) . . .
Earlye in the morning.

Hang him by the balls in a running bowline . . .
Earlye in the morning.

Shave his crotch with a rusty razor . . .
Earlye in the morning. Shove a hosepipe up his arsehole . . .
Earlye in the morning.

Tie his prick in a double half-hitch . . .
Earlye in the morning.

That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor . . .
Earlye in the morning.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)