26.  THE CUCKOO
Melody--Itself

The cuckoo is a funny bird,
Who sits in the grass,
With his wings neatly folded,
And his beak up his ass.
In this strange position,
He can only say, "Twit!"  
'Cause it's hard to say, "Cuckoo,"
With a beak full of shit.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)