The Sergeant Major's Daughter

Oh, she don't act like she oughter,
She's the segeant major's daughter.
She goes strolling through the garden
Where the roses grow the thickest.
When she can't find grass to wipe her ass,
She wipes it on the picket.

Chorus:
Rinky dinky doodle dum,
Stick your finger up your bum.
Pull it out and smell your thumb,
Rinky dinky doodle dum.

	According to Leonard Nason, writing from Paris prior to January 22, 1927, to Robert W. Gordon, this is a fragment of Second Cavalary Regiment origin.  It is number 2432 in the Gordon "Inferno" Collection in the Archive of American Folk Culture, Library of Congress.