[Colonel Bogey March]

	If the far-flung military forces of the British Empire had one anthem during World War II, it was this:

Hitler has only got one ball;
Goering has two, but they're quite small;
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

	Sent by Rowland Berthoff, professor of history, emeritus, at Washington University, St. Louis, who explained this was of British origin, but known by American troops as well.  In fact, it was a "G.I. favorite," New York Daily News writer David Hinckley wrote in an article published December 6, 1991.