The Woodpecker's Hole

[ B ]

I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT!"

I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back,
REPLACE IT!"

Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT!
Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT! 
Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT!
Reciprocated/slow it down/RETARD IT!
Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT!
Repeated/let it go/RELEASE IT!
Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT!
Retracted/take a whiff/REVOLTING!

	In his collection of "Hash Songs II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994), Paul Woodford indicates this is sung to the melody of "Dixie."