198.  THIS OLD MAN
Melody--Knick Knack Paddy-Whack

This old man, he fucked one,
Don't you know he had such fun,

CHORUS: With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
He fucked his dog alone,
Fucked his dog and made him groan.

This old man, he fucked two,
A baby rabbit and a kangaroo . . .

This old man, he fucked three,
Put up mirrors so he could see . . .

This old man, he fucked four,
Three wasn't enough so he bought a whore . . .

This old man, he fucked five,
Two were dead and three alive . . .

This old man, he fucked six,
Has his sister turning tricks . . .

This old man, he fucked seven, 
The youngest one was just eleven . . .

This old man, he fucked eight,
One sucked him raw and it felt great . . .

This old man, he fucked nine,
God, this orgy is just divine . . .

This old man, he fucked ten,
All he could say was, "Do it again!"

This old man, he fucked eleven,
Died of V.D. and went to heaven,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Now his dog's alone,
No one left to make him groan.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)