107.  SEX IS BORING
Melody--FrŠre Jacques

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Gonna cut my fingers off,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Pulling out my pubic hairs,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Poking out my eyes,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Cutting off my gonads,
One by one . . .

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)