From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Mon Jul 7 02:10:11 1997 Return-Path: Received: from mizar.usc.edu (mizar.usc.edu [128.125.253.135]) by almaak.usc.edu (8.8.4/8.8.4/usc) with ESMTP id CAA00830 for ; Mon, 7 Jul 1997 02:10:11 -0700 (PDT) Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.8.4/8.8.4/usc) with ESMTP id CAA01738 for ; Mon, 7 Jul 1997 02:10:10 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.8.3/8.8.2) with UUCP id FAA18176; Mon, 7 Jul 1997 05:09:59 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.970109) id AA03532; 05 Jul 97 05:07:19 -0500 From: cclose@academy.net.au (C) Date: Fri, 4 Jul 1997 18:31:55 +0930 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Subject: Puff The Killer Codpiece {filk} Message-Id: <199707040901.SAA08986@dialin.academy.net.au> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Received: from dialin.academy.net.au (root@dialin.academy.net.au [203.19.105.21]) by shore.shore.net (8.8.3/8.8.2) with ESMTP id FAA19551 for ; Fri, 4 Jul 1997 05:02:17 -0400 (EDT) Received: from PPP.academy.net.au (ppp03.academy.net.au [203.19.105.68]) by dialin.academy.net.au (8.7.6/8.7.3) with SMTP id SAA08986 for ; Fri, 4 Jul 1997 18:31:55 +0930 X-Sender: cclose@academy.net.au X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Version 1.4.4 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Status: RO X-Status: I find this is very silly and charming and amusing on first hearing. It was written by laura (who prefers to remain anonymous as she is ashamed of it) and Yvonne Deitrich (lady Mathilda of Innilgard) Puff The Killer Codpiece Puff found his creation at the hands of a fair young maid twas made of beads and golden lace and fourteen yards of braid She sadly o'er extended her rather megre skill the resulting great monstrosity possesed amazing will She sadly had forgotten her needle to remove and when her lord did put it on his undoing it did prove Seated in the feast hall all heard his mighty roar as puff the killer codpiece laid him on the floor The king was quite unsettled the queen was horrified as chirugens carried out a lord who wished that he had died Weve seen him at later tourneys still dressed with grace and flair in flowing robes and graceful skirts with ribbands in his hair So all ye fair young maidens if you your lord would serve be careful with your needles your pleasure to preserve If it is to be published anywhere I have the right to give the go ahead etc. I think It is a sing once every two years song. There *was* a chorus but I got rid of it about eight years ago. I am pretty sure i nixed another verse too, but even the creators dont remember. It remains alive and sung:) lots and lots of really stupid songs get forgotten so I make it my business to record them. The next one I will post is "wreck the halls" by toft and co. but I will try to wait until someone else has made a contribution.. Carol (warning-- killer sig below) Carol Close Adelaide, South Australia The Big Scary exHousewife (seperated on 1st May) Charter member, Wise Women Of The Web | Poetry Webring founder/maintainer | Generic Homepages Association, #Member 18 | us undernet addict | Geocities SoHo Volunteer | Authorised Rolling Scrolling Status Surfer | Maeva Torfadottir in the SCA- Bohemia Innilgard's blue feather Household has arrived Lachlan b 20/12/95 is perfect Alexander b 29/11/93 and is perfect What me, a biased mother? http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2141/poetweb.htm International Poetry Webring more than 800 sites linked together. *The Big Scary housewife is unwell at present* Typos are the respnosibility of anyone willing to take the blame. -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net