Lassie, Art Thou Sleeping Yet?

Around the house, she scattered her water,
And in the house, she pissed in the platter,
And around the house, she scattered her water,
The old lady shit in the haymow.

The old man up with an old rusty sword,
To fight, and the old lady up with handful of turd,
And they fit for two hours without sayin' a word,
The old lady shit in the haymow.

	Collected from fiddler Walt Taylor, of Bridgeport, Michigan, in the "late '70's," by Paul M. Gifford of Flint, Michigan.  See "The Old Lady Shittin' in the Haymow," below.