Humoresque

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Passengers will please refrain
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From flushing toilets while the train
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Is standing in the station
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I love you.
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If you have to pass some water,
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Kindly call the Pullman Porter.
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He'll place a vessel in the vestibule.
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If this method is in vane,
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You may break a window pane.
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This novel method's used by very few.
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Tramps and hobos underneath
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May catch it in the nose and teeth.
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And they may bite off more than they can chew.
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Forwarded by Charles Baumerich <zippy@usa.net>(ZiPpY the Cyberpimp)
 on September 24, 1996, this version was sent to him by Dennis L. Gill from Eglin Air Force Base, Florida.  It is a representative of the hashers' repertoire.