137.  THE GIRL FROM BALTIMORE
Melody--???

Oh she went to the church just to pray for the people,
But the funk of her cunt knocked the cross off the steeple.

CHORUS: She's a dirty motherfucker,
She's a rotten whore,
She's the girl from Baltimore.
What did the drunk say?
Boom titty-boom titty-boom titty-boom,
Titty-boom titty-boom titty-boom titty-boom.

Oh she went to the well just to make a wish,
But the  . . . knocked off all the fish.

Oh she went for a ride on her motorcycle,
But the  . . . knocked the chain off the cycle.

She visited Jakarta on a medical trip, 
But the  . . . just continued to drip.

She laid a Wednesday run just for a caper,
Using the  . . . instead of using paper.

She laid it round a  . . . late one afternoon,
But the  . . . knocked the star off the moon.

She took a short cut just to get back quicker,
But the  . . . made the shiggy thicker.

She led them down a cliff just to test their reaction,
But the  . . . made them lose all their traction.

They made her sing a song at the end of the day,
But the  . . . made the circle go away.

At last she was a leaver and we gave her a mug,
But the  . . . was enough to fill her jug.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)