Walking Down Canal Street


Walking down Canal Street,
Knocking on every door,
Goddamn sonofabitch,
Couldn't find a whore.

When I finally found a whore,
She was tall and thin,
Goddamn sonofabitch,
Couldn't get it in.

When I finally got it in,
I turned it all about, 
Goddamn sonofabitch,
Couldn't get it out.

When I finally got it out,
It was red and sore,
Goddamn sonofabitch,
You should never fuck a whore.

Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994) includes this as number 291 in his major collection of hash songs.