192.  THE RAJAH OF ASTRAKHAN
Melody--When Johnny Comes Marching Home

There was a Rajah of Astrakhan,
Yo ho, yo ho,
A most licentious fucking man,
Yo ho, yo ho,
Of wives he had a hundred and nine,
Including his favorite concubine,
Yo ho you buggers, yo ho you buggers,
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

One day he had a hell of a stand,
He called to a warrior, one of his band,
"Go down me my favorite concubine."
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The warrior fetched the concubine,
A figure like Venus, a face divine,
The Rajah gave a significant grunt,
And rammed his penis up her cunt.

The Rajah's cries were loud and long,
The maiden's cries were sure and strong,
But just when all had come to a head,
They both fell through the fucking bed.

They hit the floor with a hell of a grunt,
Which completely buggered the poor girl's cunt,
And as for the Rajah's magnificent cock,
It never recovered from the shock.

There is a moral to this tale,
There is a moral to this tale,
If you would fuck a girl at all,
Stand her right up against the wall. 

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)