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Wild West Show
Chorus: (repeat between each verse)
We're off to see the wild west show
With the elephants and the kangaroos
never mind the weather, as long as we're together
We're off to see the wild west show
And in this cage, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have -
The aah-ooh bird (reply: the aah-ooh bird?) Incredible (reply: Fantastic, no shit, tell us about it motherfucker)
You can recognize the aah-ooh bird because the aah-ooh bird has no legs at all, and every time he comes to rest in the cold northern waters you can hear him cry aah-ooh.
The giraffe (the giraffe) Incredible (fantastic.)
Yes, you can recognize the giraffe, he walks into the bar, he goes up to the bar and he says, "Bartender, the highballs are on me!" The Lone Ranger
Yes, the Lone Ranger cleverly disguised as a pool table. Tonto, not realizing this, racked his balls.
The Lone Ranger
Yes the Lone Ranger, cleverly disguised as a wall. Tonto, not realizing this, plastered his crack.
The Bengal tiger
You can recognize the Bengal tiger because it's the only 555 pound pussy that eats you!
The tattooed lady
Yes you can recognize the tattooed lady because on one bun she has tattooed the letter'W* (reply:'W'?) and on the other bun she has a 'W (a 'W'?) and when she bends over she spells 'WoW But when you turn her over she spells 'MoM'. What does she spell when she does cartwheels? WoW, MoM, WoW, MoM, WoW.
The Orangutan
You can recognize the orangutan because the orangutan lives in the darkest jungles ot Tahiti (Tahiti?). He has one ball made out ot brass (brass?) the other ball is made out of silver (silver?) and everyday as the sun sets you can hear him swinging through the trees, going CLING CLANG, CLING CLANG, CLING CLANG.
Bingo, Bango and Bongo, the acrobatic monkeys
You can recognize Bingo doing a spring off the springboard and a somersault, landing into Bango's asshole, whereupon Bango does a spring off the springboard, a double somersault, landing into Bongo's asshole, whereupon Bongo does a spring off the springboard, a triple somersault and a half gator, into his own asshole, leaving the stage in total darkness.
The goodbye bird at the San Diego Zoo
You can recognize the goodbye bird at the San Diego Zoo because his cage is located at the end of the trail. He is the oldest inhabitant of the zoo. And as the children leave in the school buses he pokes his head through his cage and says, "FUCK OFF, KIDS!!"
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