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Iron-Box Roxy
But Tina has a sister, a little more foxy,
She went by the name of Iron Box Roxy
Since the dawn of creation, when man rose from the mud,
His preoccupation has been with his pud
But never before has the world seen such moxy
As in the form of the bimbo named Iron Box Roxy.
Her tits were gigantic, 52 triple D's
That in itself would bring men to their knees
But what made her famous, what made her a hit,
Was her cast iron pussy that just wouldn't quit
Her challenge to all of the men that she laid
"I can outsuck and fuck any cock ever made!"
Now most guys would rise to a boast of this type
Take up the gauntlet and whip out their pipe
And of course many did, but the outcome was moot
She'd drain them all dry and give them the boot
Her girlfriends would give her advice and say "Honey,
Take your twat to L.A., girl, and make lots of money.
A bitch with your talent for endlessly screwing,
Pornography movies are what you should be doing!"
So she packed up her toothbrush and headed out west
To show all those cum-slingers she was the best.
When she got to the city ot tinsel and glitz
She pulled back her shoulders, threw out her tits
And repeated the claim that she'd earlier made
"I have outsucked and tucked every man that I've laid!"
As one might suppose, this caused quite a ruckus
"This good lookin' trim says that she wants to fuck us.
We'll give her a boning," the porno stars said,
"We'll ream her and rout her and leave her for dead."
Events were converging; a contest was planned
To see if her snatch was the best in the land.
Her opponents were many, five hundred-six,
The cream of the crop of the industry's dicks.
The biggest and best of America's cocks
Would put to the test her titanium box.
When the doctors of dork began their injections
Semen went flying in every direction.
They fucked her, they banged her, they boffed her and slammed her
The porked her and pumped her and wham-bam-thank-you-ma'amed her
They sprayed her and spermed her and splattered her face
Determined to put this young wench in her place.
It might seem a mismatch to uninformed viewers
To put one tomato on so many skewers
But Roxy fought bravely, defying the odds
One bitchin' babe against five hundred-six wads.
The fucking went on 'til the wee hours of morn
She took every inch of those princes of porn
And when the smoke cleared at 6:45
The tragic result was that none had survived
She'd whipped every one of those marvelous cocks
But all that remained was her cast iron box.
A statue was set up to hallow the spot
Of this grand confrontation of penis and twat
And atop this construction of marble and brass
Was the stainless steel organ of our legendary lass
There's a lesson to learn her for all of us sinners
The battle of sexes will seldom yield winners
There's room for us all; coexist with your mate
For those who cannot, await the very same fate
Like the bimbo with more than her fair share of moxy
The blond-headed A-bomb called Iron Box Roxy.
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