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The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil
Grab your glass and get to your seat
And I'll tell you about Big Ass Lil and Yukon Pete
Now Lil was the village queen
The fuckinest whore you'd ever seen
While some girls fucked with grace and ease
Lil blew dick like the summer breeze
But when she fucked she fucked for keeps
She piled her victims up in heaps
There was a rumor 'round that town
That no man could put Lil's ass down
But way up north where twin rivers meet
Lived a one balled half-breed named Yukon Pete
Now Pete was a dirty motherless soul
Who fucked bears and sheep and woodchuck holes
Pete caught a whiff of Big Ass Lil
Packed his rubbers and came down the hill
He strode into town on size thirty-two feet
Dragging sixteen yards of that red hot meat
The scene was set at windy mill
By the brick shithouse high on the hill
All the ladies came for a ringside seat
Just to watch that halfbreed sink his meat
Well they fucked and they fucked and they fucked for hours
Uprooting trees, shrubs and flowers
Lil did front flips, back flips, stunts
All unknown to most common cunts
But Pete caught on to every trick
And kept on pumping in more dick
Then Lil gave Pete a whorehouse squeeze
That dropped that half breed to his knees
But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt
That popped out her eyes and split her cunt
Lil rolled over, cut two tarts and sighed
"Boys, I've been tucked," cut one more and died
When they asked that half breed of his amazing feat
He just said "Boys, I'm goin' back to the Yukon and beat my meat!"
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