Fuck A Duck

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Fuck A Duck, A Female Duck.mp3
Tune - Do, Re, Mi

Fuck, a duck. A female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo,
Finger bang an orangutan,
Let an elephant eat you,
FEEL the penis of an eel,
WHACK the asshole of a yak,
MASTURBATE with a gnu,
That will bring us back to
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...

Bitch, a dog, a female dog
Itch, a place I like to scratch
Hitch, I pull my knickers up
Grab, another word for snatch
Prick, a needle going in
Sex, another word for sin
Da, da, da, da da da!
And that will bring us back to
Beer, beer, beer, beer...

Dos, a beer. A Mexican beer.
Me, a guy who likes the beer
Ray, the guy that sells me beer.
Fa, a long, long way to my beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer.
Tea, no thanks, I'll have some beer.
La, la, la, la la la!
And that will bring us back to
Dope, dope, dope, dope...

Dope, the stuff I like to smoke
Me, the guy who smokes the dope
Ray, the guy who sells me dope

Spoken: Etc, etc, etc.

 


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