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Necrophiliac Song (aka My Name is Jack).mp3
(Tune -
Jake the Peg by Rolf Harris)
My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle ack)
I'm a necrophiliac (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
I fuck dead women (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
And I fill them full of semen (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
I get frustrated
When they get cremated.
Because try as you must,
You can't fuck dust.
I get the urge to fornicate.
My name is Bill
I like to fuck'em when their still
I whack off in
An occupied coffin.
I love wrinkly women
Who are over sixty-five
Es-spec-ial-ly
If they died when twenty-five.
Each time I pass the cemetery gate
I get the urge to copulate.
My name is Mitch
And I dig a wealthy bitch
Not because she's really rich
But in a six-foot ditch.
Like most men I am not
I don't prefer my women hot
I may be bold --
But I prefer my women cold.