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Granny's In The Cellar

granny's in the cellar, lordy can't you smeller
baking biscuits on that darn old dirty stove
oh she beats them and she boils them
and some people say she spoils them

as the 'sniffffffff' keeps running down her nose
in her eye there is some batter,
but it really doesn't matter
as the 'sniffffffff' keeps running down her nose

chorus:

downer nose downer nose
in her eye there is some batter
but it really doesn't matter
as the 'snffffffff' keeps running downer nose

now hour after hour she just sifts that yeast and flour
never caring for her make-up or her clothes
in her eye there is some batter
but it really doesn't matter
as the ' sniffffffff' keeps running downer nose.

chorus:

downer nose downer nose
in her eye there is some batter
but it really doesn't matter
as the ' sniffffffff' keeps running downer nose.

now i know you folks are thinking,
that these biscuits must be stinking
judging from the way i've told this tale thus far
but the truth of the matter is the 'sniffffffff' in the batter
is what makes granny's biscuits what they are

chorus:

down her nose on her clothes
in her eye there is some batter
but it really doesn't matter
as the 'sniffffffff' keeps running downer nose'


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