Diarrhea Song

The Diarrhea Song

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're stoned from sniffing glue
And you're butt burps up beaf stew

Diarrhea is the best
when it's rolling down your chest
And everybody loves when Diarrhea won't digest!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When Chuck Norris round house kicks,
And your pants fill up with bricks,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you think you're gonna spew,
And your crack shoots out fondu,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Diarrhea smells like eggs when it's trickling down your legs
And everybody wants to drink The Rrhea from a keg!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you think you're six degrees
And you're butt begins to sneeze

When you're girl friend's in you bed
And your ass smells like warm bread

Diarrhea's kind of nice
When it's filled with cheese and rice