Dear Penis

Dear penis
I don't think I like you any more
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor

oh dear penis
I don't like you anymore
it use to be you and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine
that's all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed
and I think your the one to blame
dear penis I dont like you anymore

he says
dear Rodney
I don't think I like you any more
cause when you get
to drinking
you put me places I've never been before
dear Rodney I don't
like you anymore
why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand
relationship
come to terms to truly how we feel
if we put our heads
together
we would just stay home forever
dear penis I think I like you
after all
Oh and Rodney while your shaving shave my balls