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Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut
(aka There Once Was A Farmer)
Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like--
Shitzus make good housepets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their--
Meeting in the office
a meeting in the hall
the boss, he wants to see you
so you can suck his--
Balzac was a writer
he lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a--
Contaminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your--
Dictate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck!
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