If I Only Had A Dame

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This song was on my "unknown artist" list. I have since found out that this song by -itis and can be found on their eatus CD. I have placed BUY NOW paypal links for your convenience. I *do not* fulfill any order placed here. Please contact -itis at mrmtdew@aol.com for fulfillment issues.If I Only Had A Dame Purchase the eatus CD directly from -itis for $10.00 w/shipping.

Ooooh I'm a failure...because I haven't got a dame.
Now if I had dame...

I'd be boneing every minute.
And my corncob always in it.
Screaming out her name.

I'd be sucking on her tit.
While I'm rubbing down her clit.
If I only had a dame.

I would whip her with a lasso.
Lick her little asshole.
Making sure she came.

I be playing with her boobs.
While I'm shaving off her pubes.
If I only had a dame.

Now I...Can tell you why. My dick...would...be...so...red.
'cause for hours & hours she would give me head
And then I would cum & cum again

I would lick her little twat.
Hit the G-spot.
Make her go insane.

I be always penetrating
Even when she menstruating
If I only had a dame.

oooooooowoe.

-itis
- eatus only $10.00 w/shipping
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  - Doop Time: 3:01
  - Hey Stoner! Time: 2:26
  - Geek Time: 2:36
  - Without You With Me Time: 2:51
  - I Can't Take it Time: 1:24
  - Get So High Time: 3:05
  - Me Is All I Know How To Do Time: 2:41
  - Fire & Rain Time: 2:59
  - I Turn Me On Time: 3:32
  - Follow the Leader Time: 2:58
  - If I Only Had A dame Time: 1:04
  - I Know She's Ugly (But She Turns Me On) Time: 2:03
  - Smoke 2 Joints Time: 3:15
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  - Hopelessly Devoted To You Time: 3:03
  - I Love To Pick My Nose Time: 1:09
  - Be Like Joe Time: 3:15
  - Bergasm Time: 0:34
  - [Untitled Bonus Track] Time: 7:29

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