Scrotum
(Tune - "Jada")
Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
It's the thing I keep my testis in.
Well it's wrinkly and crinkly covered in hair
And
I don't know what I would do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
- The Asylum Street Spankers
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Dirty Ditties [EP]
- The Scrotum Song Time: 9:00
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The Scrotum Song
(Full pastiche as sung by The Asylum Street Spankers)
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
So don't crow in my back yard
Here's one chicken you ain't peckin'
The day you try you'll find it hard
You and I ain't never gonna come to terms
Find some other chicken, I don't want your worm
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
So don't crow in my back yard
Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
It's the thing I keep my testis in.
Well it's wrinkly and crinkly covered in hair
And
I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Nuts. Hot nuts.
Get 'em from the peanut man
Nuts. Hot nuts.
Better get 'em while you can
They say your nuts are mighty small
But it's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Nuts. Hot nuts
Get 'em from the peanut man.
If it don't fit, don't force it
'Cause you'll make your mama mad
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it
You'll only get it mad [?]
It may stretch it may not tear at all
But you'll never backup that big mule in my stall
If it don't fit, don't force it
'Cause you'll make your momma mad
Well I've got a pussy cat, yes I do
Man it sure is fine
Pussy pussy pussy cat I love you
You're my favorite feline
Well bathing my pussy is so much fun
'Cause all I've got to do is use my tounge.
Pussy got [????????] all around the room
And always land on time [?]
I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa
One hour that's proper
And love me like I like to be
I may say I want an hour
And it turns into two
It takes one to get started
Maybe three before I'm through
Well I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me.
Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
It's the thing I keep my testis in.
It's wrinkly and crinkly covered in hair
And
I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
We really mean it
My wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Got tell your mommy
My wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin