It's a Lie
By the ring around his eyeball, you can tell a bombardier
You can tell a bomber pilot by the spread around his rear
You can tell a navigator by his sextants, maps and such
You can tell a fighter pilot, but you cannot tell him much
It's a lie; it's a lie
If a fighter pilot tells it, you can bet that it's a lie
It's a lie; it's a lie
If a fighter pilot tells it, it's a goddam lie!
Arrangement Copyright © 1997 Dick Jonas. All rights reserved. Author unknown; arrangement by Dick Jonas; Air Force traditional