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The Cuckoo The cuckoo is a funny bird, It sits in the grass, With his wings simply folded, And his beak up his ass. In this strange position, He just goes "Tweet, Tweet" 'Cause it's hard to say, "Cuckoo," With a beak full of shit.
It sings in the morning When you're sleeping in bed The only good cuckoo Is one that is dead If you see a cuckoo Looking lost and in shock Put a spring up his asshole Screw him inside your clock.
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