Tie My Pecker To My Leg

Tie My Pecker To My Leg

Me, your mama, and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door.

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Daddy's going steady with a pig in a barn.
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn.

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Watching Mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard.
Grampa's trying to fuck something in the front yard.

Tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Sister's getting rich on a 900 number
Poor Billy Bob

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

I'm a big dick daddy and a fucking fool
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

You only live once. So off with them pants
Hell an't sure

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Me, your mama, and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door.

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg