Breathalyzed
(Fred Wedlock)
Breathalyzed...Crystals turning green before my eyes;
I turned yellow when I realized
That I have just been breathalyzed.
Suddenly...there's a policeman looking down at me
I'd like to punch him but he's six foot three
And I would like to stay alive.
I did something wrong and I know it was a beaut;
When he pulled me in and I parked upon his foot, so gently...
I got sick....when he brought me down the local nick,
I've never seen a sergeant move so quick
But not as quick as I got sick
They said, "We want your blood to test for alcohol."
"Go away," I said, "you'll get nothing. Dracula..."
Paralyzed...500 milligrams per hundred mil.,
Now they reckon I'm a mobile still
And I will soon be penalized.
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now the judge says ; must join A.A.
And take the bus for sixty days.
- Seamus Kennedy
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Live!
- Whiskey in the Jar Time: 2:27
- Dear Boss Time: 2:38
- Side By Side Time: 0:51
- Here I am Amongst You Time: 2:08
- The Road To Dunmore Time: 3:07
- The Bonny Lass of Fife-O Time: 3:35
- Breathalyzed Time: 1:34
- Concrete Road Time: 3:05
- Rambling Rover Time: 2:10
- The Scotsman Time: 2:52
- Juanita Suarez Time: 2:24
- Chihuahuas Time: 1:58
- Little Gomez Time: 1:43
- I'm My Own Grandpa Time: 2:30
- I Wish I Had Someone to Love Me Time: 3:37
- Amazing Grace Time: 2:46
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