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Assholes Are Cheap Today
by Tori Amos

"So this is a song I sing when I'm ready to kill someone. You sing it back to me, we'll bond on this. I'm sorry I don't know any French.  The French I know is a...I had to go buy this poison perfume, ya know, in Paris. All I could say was, 'je voudrais achetè le poisson'." (garbled) "Anyway...they were really rude to me then. So I got it wrong.  Anyway, we'll do this in English because, um, I do it a little better."

Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Small ones are half a crown
Sitting up or lying down

 "Good traffic music!"


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