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Candy Bar Poem
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-a-Honey,
So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of 5th
Avenue and Clark,
Where he then began to feel her Mounds.
And that was an Almond Joy which definitely made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker as he slipped his Butterfinger up her KitKat,
Which of course caused the Milky Way.
She screamed,"Oh Henry!", as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts,
And she said, "You're better than the Three Musketeers!"
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