The Highland Tinker
Oh the duchess was a-dressing
A-dressing for the ball
When out the window
Sshe did spy him pissing on the wall
With the lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
Hanging down!
Hanging down!
With half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Well she wrote to him a letter
And in it she did say
I'd rather be fuck by you
Than by my husband any day
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And a half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down!
Hanging down!
With a half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Well he mounted on his charger
With his balls over his shoulder
And his cock down by his side
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down! (What a prick!)
Hanging down! (Inches thick!)
With a half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Well he road into the courtyard
My God cried the buttler
He's come to fuck us all
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down! (What a prick!)
Hanging down! (Inches thick!)
With a half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
The fuck
But when he fucked the butler
'Twas the dirtiest fuck of all
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down! (What a prick!)
Hanging down! (Inches thick!)
With half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Well he mounted on his charger
Pitter patter at his feet
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down! (What a prick!)
Hanging down! (Inches thick!)
With half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Oh, they say he's gone to heaven
They say he's gone to hell
They say he fucks the devil
And I know he fuck's him well
With that lily white kidney wiper
And balls the size of these
And half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
Hanging down!
Hanging down!
With half a yard of foreskin
Hang down below his knees.
- Fighter Pilots from Alconbury
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A Night at the Bar with the Boys
- Fight's On Time: 0:47
- I Love My Wife Time: 0:42
- The Balls of O'Leary Time: 0:45
- The Highland Tinker Time: 3:21
- You Can Tell A Fighter Pilot Time: 0:27
- My God How the Money Rolls In Time: 2:27
- Mary Ann Burns Time: 0:20
- Sally in the Alley Time: 0:15
- He Grabbed Me By My Slender Neck Time: 0:41
- Scottish Wedding Time: 3:19
- My Father Was A Fireman Time: 0:40
- When I Fall In Love Time: 0:37
- I'd Rather Be in England Time: 1:56
- Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Time: 1:31
- The Air Force Lament Time: 3:11
- Bring On The God Damned Cat Time: 0:22
- The Sex Life Of a Camel Time: 0:40
- O'Leary's Bar [aka The Lady In Red] Time: 0:52
- My Baby Died Time: 0:43
- Dear Mom Your Son Is Dead Time: 1:55
- We Fly In The Purple Twilight Time: 0:54
- Along The Northeast Railroad Time: 1:50
- Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down Time: 0:40
- Sammy Small Time: 3:13
- Last Night I Stayed Up Late Time: 0:55
- The Hair On Her Dickey-Di-Doo Time: 2:08
- I Wanna Play Piano Time: 0:41
- Knock It Off Time: 0:18
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