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The Virgin Sturgeon
Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon
The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish
Very few sturgeon, are ever virgin
That's why caviar's a very rare dish
Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon
The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish
The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin'
That's why caviar is my dish
I fed caviar to me girl friend
She was a virgin, tried and true
Now my girl friend needs no urgin'
There isn't anything she won't do
I fed caviar to me Grandpa'
He was a gent of ninety-three
Shrieks and squeals revealed that Grandpa'
Had chased Grandma' up a tree
The green sea turtle's mate is happy
With his lovers' winning ways
First he grips her, with his flippers
Then he grips, and flips for days
Mrs. Clam is optimistic
Shoots her eggs out in the sea
Hopes her suitor, is a shooter
With the self-same shot as she
Oysters they are fleshy bivalves
They have youngsters in their shell
How they diddle, is a riddle
But they do, so what the Hell!
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