How You Going To Keep 'Em Down On The Farm?
How you going to keep them down on the farm
After they've seen Paree,
How you going to keep them
away from Broadway,
Jazzing around, painting the town,
How you going to keep
them away from harm,
That's a mystery,
They'd wish they'd never seen a rake or plow,
So who the heck can parlez-vous a cow,
How you gonna keep them down on the farm,
After they've seen Paree.