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The Street Of A Thousand Assholes
(Tune - Blue Tail Fly(?))
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.
In the Street of a Thousand Arse Holes
By the sign of swinging tit,
Lived a slant-eyed Chinese maiden
By the name of U-Flung-Shit.
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.
She sat beneath the joss sticks
With a smile of celestial bliss,
Her breath like scented lotus,
Her eyes like pools of piss.
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.
She thought of her lover, the bastard,
She thought of her pox ridden beaux,
She thought of the scores she'd had on the floors,
When in walked Won-Hung-Low.
"Oh come to me, you bag of shit."
He cried with tits in hand,
"My love for you will last for hours
Like ice on the desert sand."
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.
She raised herself on her starboard tit,
And gave her tits a tweak,
With smiles in her eyes she look at him
And said, "Go shit a Peke."
He clutched his tool with calloused hand
And beat it on the wall,
Removed his hat and trampled that
Then danced upon his balls.
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.
The Chinese maiden now is gone;
No longer does she sit,
In the Street of a Thousand Arseholes
By the sign of the swinging tit.
- Her greasy twot was always hot,
Who-Flung-Shit, her name, her name,
Smelly was her great big twat
Who-Flung-Shit her name.