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The Chicken Song
[aka The Rooster]
We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay
We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay
My wife said, "honey, we're losin' money
Because our chickens, no eggs will they lay."
One day a rooster flew into the yard
Caught those chickens right off their guard.
They're laying eggs now, just like they used to,
Ever since that rooster, came into our yard.
They're laying eggs now, just like they used to,
Ever since that rooster, came into our yard.
We had a milk cow, no milk would she give.
We had a milk cow, no milk would she give.
My wife said, "Honey, we're losing money
Because our milkcow, no milk will she give."
Then one day that rooster came into our yard,
Caught that milkcow right off her guard.
She's giving eggnog, just like she used to,
Ever since that rooster crept into our yard.
She's giving eggnog, just like she used to,
Ever since that rooster crept into our yard.
We had a rooster that was a little bit queer
We had a rooster that was a whole lot queer
My wife said, "honey, we're losing money
Because that rooster is a whole lot queer
One day a sexy chicken came into our yard
Caught that rooster right off his guard
He's laying hens now just like he used to
Ever since that chicken came into our yard
He's laying hens now just like he used to
Ever since that chicken came into our yard
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