Bawdy Epitaph
On my tombstone shall be written
I had my share and I'm not shitting
When I die please bury me deep
Make it simple and make it cheap
Upon my tombstone I want it wrote
Millions of drink went down my throat
If you should pass by where I shall lie
Please piss on me I'm always dry
Compare the above with this from the 1839 book The Dublin University Magazine, Vol. XIV., pg 94
"And when I'm dead and in my grave,
No costly monument I'll crave;
But make my grave both short and deep,
And a jug of punch at my head and feet"
Chorus "Oh! a jug of punch," &c.
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