a) My Ma's A Millionaire
My ma's a millionaire
Flat feet and curly hair
Marching up and down the street
With her big banana feet
My ma's a millionaire !
b) Wise Men Say
Wise men say
There are more women than men in this world
That's way some stay single all of their lives!
Three women to every man
O go say if you can
Why can't every man
Have three wives ?
c) You Are A Marvel
The King he said to me
"You are a marvel
For singing you really have the knack!"
From his tie he took a diamond tie pin
He showed it to me,
Then he shoved it back!
d) Any Old Iron
These last two numbers were written and sung by
the celebrated cockney comedian Harry Champion.
Any old iron!
Any old iron!
Any any any old iron!
You look neat, talk about a treat
Dressed like a dapper
From your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style
With a brand new tile
And your father's old green tie on
But I wouldn't give you two pence
For your old watch chain
Old iron!
Old iron!
e) Henery The Eight [aka Henry The Eighth I Am]
I am Henery the Eight
Henery the Eight I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
Every one was an 'enery
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam!
I'm her eight old man named Henery
Henery the Eight I am!