The Hole In The Elephants Bottom
A pub song.
I wanted to go on the stage
And now my ambitions I've got 'em
In my gay pantaloons I'm the rage
As the hole in the elephant's bottom.
My friend's all think I'm a wit
In their seats in the stall I can spot 'em
And I wink at the girls in the pit
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom.
Last night I had some bad luck
The manager said I was rotten
I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom.
My part it is not very long
Nor yet is it easily forgotten
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom.