Lee's Hoochie

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I'll mention a name, please remember it well,
The name is Lee's Hoochie, God damn it to hell!
There's a sign at the door says, 'All welcome in here,
And each Air Force man gets a nice souvenir.

I went to Seoul City, I met a Miss Lee,
She said, 'OK, flyboy, you come sleep with me';
She stayed in Lee's Hoochie, a place with hot floors,
I left my shoes outside, I slid shut the doors.

She took off her long Johns, she rolled out a pad,
I gave her ten thousand, 'twas all that I had;
Her breath smelled of kimchie, her bosoms were flat,
Her middle was hairless, now how about that!

I asked to go benjo, she led me outside,
I reached for old smokey, he crawled back inside;
I rushed to the medics, 'What shall I do?'
The doc was dumbfounded, old smokey was blue.

When you're in Seoul City, whatever you plan,
Don't go to Lee's Hoochie, sit flat on your can;
Your can may get calloused before you get through,
But better the red ass than old smokey blue.

• Oscar Brand
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