'flicted Arm Pete

'Flicted Arm Pete

Peter, Wynne, 18 march 1966, #42B

It was way down in this little town that they call Louisville,
there once lived a fast-fucking whore by the name of Lil.
Now Lil had nipples on her titties just about as thick as your thumb,
Lil had jaws on her pussy that would make a dead man come.
But one day out of the mountains came a long-dicked creep,
that was a sonofabitch that we all call 'Flicted Arm Pete.
Pete fell in a beer joint and had both his hands full a prick,
it was just about fourteen inches long, just about four inches thick.
Old Lil spied Pete out of the corner of his eyes, with cold chills to her bones
Lil turned in her shoes and she started to run home.

For she knew at last she had met her mate,
but if she left right then and there it would still be too late.
So him and Lil picked a little spot, it was just over a hill,
it was down back of one of those old dry shit-houses, down by an old mill.

Old Lil and Pete fucked and they fucked for hours and hours,
pushin' up against the creek banks, hedges,
and stumps, even mashin' the little wild flowers.
Finally wasn't nothin' heard but a grunt, groan, and a cough,
Lil keeled over and died and left Pete jackin' off.
later on that evenin' Pete topped him a mountain goat,
but Pete's backbone cracked and that was all she wrote.
They took old Pete and buried Pete down in the graveyard,
Pete was stone dead and Pete's prick was still hard.

Say they put old Pete about six feet down,
about four inches of Pete's prick still stood up above the ground.
They had to put old Pete about ten feet down,
but when they finally got old Pete buried all the undertakers frowned
because they had to jack Pete off to let the coffin lid down.

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