Partytime Monkey

Partytime Monkey

Back on the nineteenth of June
all the animals gave a party back down at Brother Coon's.
When the Monkey heard the news he got all excited,
but he was real hot when he found out he wasn't invited
He say, "I know, when the time come I'll just go."

The next mornin' at the crack of dawn,
he was up tryin' a brand new rig on.
He had a red vest with a bow in the back,
he had a shirt and shoes to match,
he had a yellow tie with a purple suit,
he was clean and he knew it, too.
he went on down to the barber shop to get him a shave and a shine,
he looked at his watch and said, "It's partying time."
He went on to the party and they called him a disgrace
and slammed the door in his motherfucken face.
He said, "I know." He went home and reached over a silver [?] door
and brought down a long forty-four.
He said, "Honey, give me a ten, I'm gonna buy some gin."
he went and bought a fifth a whiskey and a gin
he put the whiskey in his pocket and he drank the gin.
He says, "Now I'm gonna kick this partytime door in."

He went to the party, he jumped and shout,
he said, "Who's the bad suckers thought to leave me out?
On some sonofabitch I'm not gonna have no pity,
I'm gonna kiss ass until the shoelaces get shitty."

He said, "Listen, you sissies, I don't play,"
he said, "I quit school 'cause they had recess one day.
If there's any school girls in the house will they kindly take a walk,
'cause I'm a drunk sonofabitch and I'm full of bad talk."
He said, "I'm the baddest sonofabitch that ever walked the earth,"
he said, "the doctor ain't spanked durin' the time of my birth."
'Bout that time he spied the Lion.
He jumped on the table, pissed in the Lion's cup,

he said, "Now bad sonofabitch, drink it up.
Get on your knees and say a little prayer
before I put the butt of this forty-four down
your motherfucken hair."
The Lion said, "I know you all hot and excited,
you mad 'cause you didn't get invited,"
he say, "but it was the Coon that told us yester-
day about a quarter past noon.
He said, "Next time y'all have a party and I get all excited,
there gonna be some badassed happenings if I don't get invited."
He say, "I do what I please,
talk shit, stay drunk seven days a week."

Various Artists
- Get Your Ass In The Water and Swim Like Me
  - Signifying Monkey (I) Time: 2:29
  - Signifying Monkey (II) Time: 1:25
  - Partytime Monkey Time: 1:31
  - Poolshooting Monkey Time: 1:43
  - Hobo Ben Time: 1:53
  - Get In Out Of The Rain Time: 1:47
  - Brock Hankton Time: 3:07
  - Ups On The Farm Time: 1:29
  - Titanic Time: 2:03
  - Stackolee Time: 1:51
  - Pimpin' Sam Time: 2:41
  - 'Flicted Arm Pete Time: 1:36
  - The Lame And The Whore Time: 2:39
  - Joe The Grinder And G.I. Joe Time: 3:32
  - Dance Of The Freaks Time: 2:23