The Pinto Pony
I had me a pinto pony once
And a beautiful sight was he,
And I gave him to a pretty little gal
Fer to keep her company
And all around the old corral
He chased that pretty little lass.
He'd run his nostrils up her skirt
And snuff around her --
As fer you, you naughty little horse
Don't make my temper rise.
Only one man in the whole wide world
Will sleep between my --
Thank the gentlemen for the wine
I'll drink it with my supper.
Damn the man who loves a girl
But ain't got the guts to --
Upper, lower, that's my berth
Check it right off your list
I'm goin' into the parlor car
And try to take a --
Pistol belt around my hip
Around the town I'll frolic
Saddle up the strawberry roan
Don't strap it on his --
Bawl, bawl, he's only scared
He heard the elephant yell.
Don't go near that elephant's cage
Or he'll smash you all to --
"Help! Help!" the sailor cried
As through the waves he swam.
"It's sink or swim," the Mate replied
"Cause I don't give a--"
Dam the river, dam the brook
Sitting by the shore.
Pretty little gal at my head
And my arms around a--
Hold on, thar, you naughty little miss!
Get right off my lap!
I can tell by the scars on your pretty little arse
You've got you a dose of --
Clap hands, my song is done
You thought it never would end.
And if you don't approve of it
I'll start it over again
Yes, I had me a pony once
And a beautiful sight was he.
I gave him to a pretty little gal
Fer to keep her company.
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