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I'd Rather Have Fingers Than Toes
I'd rather have fingers than toes.
I'd rather have eyes than a nose.
And, as for my hair, I'm so glad it's all there,
I'll be sore as can be when it goes.
I'll be sore as can be when it goes.
I'm tired of teas and the dance,
I'm tired of young debutant's,
I'm tired of boozing when I could be snoozing
And saving the crease in my pants.
I'm tired of living alone.
I want a sweet wife of my own.
Someone to caress me, someone to undress me.
I'm tired of living alone.
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