The Eighteen Pounder
Load her up and bang away
Load her up and bang away
Load'er up and bang away
With my 18 pounder.
Well up she came and down she got
Then she show me her you know what
Asked if me if I'd like a shot
With my eighteen pounder
I tried her box, I found it blocked
So I tried the back door, found locked
I just went off half cocked
With my eighteen pounder
Then I took her to a shady dell
I released my safety bang like hell
I missed the bulls eye but I drilled the well
With my eighteen pounder
So I took her down by the docks
I sighted at her pretty box
I missed the box but I crushed the rocks
With my eighteen pounder
Two hot barrels in the bed
I missed her snatch and I hit her head
It ricochet and killed her dead
With my eighteen pounder
Then I took her to the burial ground
I dug a hole and laid her down
And just for practice one more round
With my eighteen pounder
- Oscar Brand
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Sing-Along Bawdy Songs & Backroom Ballads
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