Toorali

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Toorali  

The enlisted men ride in a motor launch,
The Captain he rides ina barge,
He don't goa damned sight faster,
But it gives the old bugger acharge

Singing Toorali, oorali, oorali
Toorali, ooraliay,
Toorali, oorali, oorali,
Toorali ooraliay.

The enlisted men ride in a moter boat,
The Admiral rides in a gig,
He don't go adamned sighter faster,
But it makes the old bastard fell big.

The enlisted men eat in the wardroom,
The Captain won't eat with the mob,
It ain't that he eats any better,
he don't want us to know he's a slob.

The enlisted men sleep in their hammocks,
The Captain he sleeps in a bed,
He don't sleep a damned sight better,
But he's twenty feet nearer the head.

In the process of civilization,
From the anthropoid ape down to man,
The palm is awarded the Navy,.
For buggering whatever it can.

Yet, recent extensive researches,
By Darwin and Huxley and Hall,
Conclusively prove that hedgehog
Has never been buggered at all.

We therefore believe our conclusion
Is incontrovertibly shown,
That comparative safety on shipboard
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.

The sexual life of the camel
Is not quite what everyone thinks.
One night in an excess of passion
He tried to make love to the Sphinx.

But the Sphinx's posterior regions
Are all clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


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